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mop top salad

A middle aged teen who lacks hair flow so bad that he's drowning in overgrown dreads. Likes to assume he's at the top of the food chain. Is the one kid on the lax team that is purposely uninvited to team events.
-Bro does liam know the barbershops are open? His shit overgrown
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl
by PullOverSir March 20, 2020
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Tossin' Satan's Salad

Another way to let people know you're smokin' the Devil's Lettuce/Marijuana.
Person 1: "Hey man, what are you up to tonight?"
Person 2: "Probably just going to order pizza and hit the bong and get to tossin' Satan's salad"
by ShittanyBitter November 26, 2019
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Lumpy Dick Salad

The dick you get after you jack off to games too hard, especially VALVe.
by Erkpwnzall August 27, 2012
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Tossing Fruit salad

One man tossing another man's salad. Gay men eating ass.
Jim loves tossing fruit salad before sex.
by Kjahnke812 January 13, 2017
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Potato Salad Thread

When an online discussion deviates from the original topic and you end up talking about something totally unrelated.
So much for getting advice on fixing my car, this really turned into a potato salad thread.
by Belly Slap September 22, 2016
mugGet the Potato Salad Threadmug.

Toss your salad

I'll toss your salad when i eat your taco.
by mirddes July 23, 2022
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Double Pipe Salad

A threesome with two guys and a VEGAN girl, where the girl is getting DP'd in any configuration.
He Joe!!! Wanna give Sally the Vegan a Double Pipe Salad??
by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019
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