Windows 11

Windows XP: Good
Windows Vista: Bad
Windows 7: Good
Windows 8: Bad
Windows 10: Good
Windows 11: Can’t judge it because Microsoft are too strict with their system requirements

Gary: Hey bro! You got windows 11 yet?
Levi: No because I have a Microwave of a computer and it doesn’t meet the minimum requirements.

by GoodGooseThingit March 13, 2022

Window shitter

A person who constantly fuck windows because jerking off isn’t enough

Mark was a normal man. He watched the hub everyday and jacked off. But one day his penis was getting sore from all the rubbing. So he decided to have non stop sex with his window.
His friend: your a fuckin window shitter get the hell out of my house you shithead

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs June 14, 2020

a single barred window

A short story written by Andrew Carpentier

Have you read a single barred window yet? It's like the author was in there!

by Historyfacts102 November 17, 2016

greasy window

When your friend is banging a special girl. That's licking a window, and the oil from her nose is smearing on the window.

The other day while toby was banging out Tabitha, on the bus it was totally creating a "greasy window".

by Zack89 April 23, 2018

Louboutin-window

The theory when you give a lady a pair of expensive designer shoes (e.g. Christian Louboutin, Jimmy Choo or Salvatore Ferragamo) she is willing to do any (sex-related) actions for the next 24 hours.

Hey Joe, you look like you had some last night. Hey bro, my lady bought some Lou's yesterday and thus the Louboutin-window kicked in so she sucked my cock this morning.

by Die Rooie December 28, 2019

Italian Window Store

The worst fucking server I'm existence.
The only people in it are gays, twinks, furrys, and femboys. Or all of the above (Sen)

Man I hate Italian Window Store, I got muted for doing absolutely nothing!

by DefinitelyNotViz January 10, 2024

Shit out of the window

When something is really amazing

This restaurant is shit out of the window

by Lipblam April 22, 2023