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snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.
My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.
by TheGirlBird March 11, 2014
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Snap

A "Snap" is something that requires both fingers and the Infinity Gauntlet.
Thanos: *SNAPS*

Half of the universe: I ̢̧̡̛̱̯̲̺͖̬̣̘̲̯͎̱͎̱͕̬͖̮͚̙̭̰͚̰̯̱̯̗̈́̈̇͂͌̐̌̔̈̾̆́͐͐͒̌̀̃͗̅̿̈́̌͋̐̇̅͌̒̑͐͛̔̾͆̊̑͘͘̕͘̚͝͝͠͠ͅͅ ̵̢̢̰̗́̋̊͂͊̔͛̑͋̒̆̅͑̆̇̐̿͌̀͌͒͂͆͒̒̎̆̉̔̉̄̅͋̂̕͘͘͝͝d̶̨̛̲̼͊̐̄̉̀̓̆͊̓͒͌͋̒͊̌̽̈́́̑̀̄̈̽͗̓̔̓͒̔́̈͐̈̑̏̍̎̅͒̑̈́̆͑̀̍͘o ̨̡̧̡̛̱̰͚͖̩̰̗͔̹̘̝̙̩͎̟͓͇̤͎͖̪͎͖̙͍̟̹͔͚̻̲̜̜̪͉̞̉͐̃̐̄̀̌́̋̓̊̋̂̓͗̑͆̓̏́͒́̎͜͜͝͝n̶̨̛̦͕͚͚͇̣̮̺̙̖̯̙͐̽͑̌̓͐͑̓̏̆̌̈́̔͊͛͋̉̀̇̅̈́̐́̅̍̊̌̇̈́̈́̄͋͑́̚͘͜͝͝͝ͅ'̶̩̥̰̯̪͕̹͉̌̈́̓̽̇̂̂̒̃̔̇́̃͘̚͝t̶̡̨̡̢̨̢̛̺̻̣̱̺͖͙̮̙̦̩̹̙̤̻͉̜̰͍̜̠̟̜̼̫̞̭̖͓̟̱̘̩̦͇̟̤̩͕͖͛͂̓̍̀͛͛͑̐̇͐͐͌̎̄̂̀̑͋̍̄̂̾̀̆̏̊́́́̚͜͠͠͝͠ ̧̞̲͙̗̱̦̯͎͚̜̭͖͔͖͈̓̑̒ͅf ̛̞̝̯͚͈̝̳̬̙͇͙̥̿̄̋͋̊͂̽͌͒͗͋͊̂̍͗͐̀̉̐͐̀͝͝͝͠ͅę̵̧̡̨̢̛̼̪̥̳̣̗̲̩̟̺̯̤̗̰̜͖͓̰̮̥̘͖͖̱̣͎̠͉̙̠͚̻̯̹̬̻͍̥̪̞͙̽̈͋͆̀͗͌͠e ̢̛͙̱̠͎̮̭̭̹̺̾̋͌͌̄͗̈́̈́̾͆̐͑̋̎̒̒̋̄͗͜͠͠l ̢̨̡̡̧̛̛͇̥͔̞̝͖̘͎͙̟͉̰̬̙͈͎͚̠̬̻̠̱̝͉̰̤̮̖͉̯̖̲̟̈́̀̇̀͆͑̈́͗̂́̏̀̊̓̈́͋͂̎̅̌̓̂̑̽̌̓̊̿̋͐͊̑̈́̍́̒͘̚̚̚̕͘̚̚͝͝ ̴̧̧͕̱̦͉̮̣̝̘̮͚̽͛̉͑̓͗̉̌̃͑̉̀̀̑͐̾̐̑̉̑̕͘͜͝ͅş̶̡̡̨̣̦͙̰̬͉̭̙̬̹̣̦̺͚̞̮̘͙̺͖̖̱͍̫͙͇̩͍̜̦̫̥̩̱̟̐̽͗̌͂̑͋͌̄̑̓́̽̿̈́̃̃̿͑̏͋͋́̾͒̀͘̚͘͝͝͝o̴̧͔̥͚͎̣̼̝̦̺͚̻̣̘͍̣̠͇͍͈̭̥͇̹͍̫̼̖̿̉̈́͆̋̆͌̋̍͑̍͊̈́̏̆̈́́̇̔̐̓͒͂̓̽́͆̿̀̂̽̃͆͗͆̚̚͜͝͝͝ ̶̧̨̨̡̨̢̡͚̳̣̲̯̱̥̼̘͛̀͑̓̄͐̀̊̇̈́̅̐̏͊͑̽̽͑͑͛͒͆̿͆͂͒̎͊̎̈́͌̅͌̄̉͗̕͘͘͘̕͘͘͝g̵̢̢̛͚͓͙̳̪̩̪͎̩͉͇̲̖̫̲̭̠̯͗͐͆̒̆͋̀̽͊̀͆̓̈͋͆̐̅̒̊̃́͘̕̕̕͝͝͠o ̧̡̣̬̼̮̭͎͈͖͇̫͓̪̠͔̈̍̀̒̐͗̒̅o ̡̨̧̢̳̘̺͎̬̖̩͈̮̝̟̲̣̟̲̩̞̞͉̘͔̗̖͚̥̖̙̟͈̪̳͎̱̜̭̬͈̏͑͒͂̾͑͂̇̀͝͝ͅd ̧͓͖̟̲̮͎̠͈͍̳̺̠̒̌͗̎͆̔̆̿̃̈́͋͋́͆̓̈́̇͝͠͝. ̧̢̛̥̟̦͖̫̫̳̝̘̫̋̍̊͆̃̆͌̉͋́̀̋͗̇̂̊̽͂͆̐̆̈́̍̀͒̋̾͌͌̌͘͘̚̕͜͝. ̢̡̢̡̠̠͇͎̦̲̲̣͒̆̔̈́̇̾̎̀̆͒̅͋̓̉̈́̎̅̎̚̚͘͝͝͠ͅ.̶̧̡̪͕̮̮̩͙̘̻̮̺͙̹̙̭̤̬̥̖͕̤̝̠̖̹̮̖̮̫͈̝̝̟̜͎̻̰͐͆͌̏́̃̌̃̀̔̂̋̍̀͋̚̚͝͝
by Spinach Cookie January 11, 2022
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Snap

A group of red heads or gingers. Can also refer to a red heads group of ginger friends. From "Ginger Snap."
1. "Look at that Snap over there!"
2. "If you mess with a Ginger they will send their Snap after you."
by Beanandick January 12, 2015
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Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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ginger nut snap

When a person with red hair and the fiery temper generally associated with it totally loses their shit, screaming and foaming at the mouth due to something trivial....
Kathleen had a complete Ginger Nut Snap when she found that someone had removed her yoghurt from the office refrigerator....
by Jimmy Roo Boy May 13, 2016
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snapful

To be snappy towards another person or thing.
I'm sorry I was so snapful to you yesterday.
by mar-ibelle September 28, 2010
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Snap

SNAP is portmanteau of Sex + Nap. It is the combined activity of having sex followed by a restful nap time.
We were both tired but also a bit horny so we decided to upstairs for a SNAP.
by intothefray June 19, 2021
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