when you could do one of two things: either face the consequences or put a gun to your head and snuff it.
Joey: What do you think I should do?
Frank: Well, you could either go to jail for 7 years and do your time or ride the bullet train.
Frank: Well, you could either go to jail for 7 years and do your time or ride the bullet train.
by TonyTheAnt January 11, 2007
a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.
"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."
by BIGMARVAND BRANHAM June 24, 2009
by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008
when a man gets a peekera shit peeking out of the asshole then goes and sun dries the dingle berry until hardened then inserts shit into a womans vagina withe the dried feces still in the asshole
your pussy smells like shit susie
yeah i know just got a louisiana coal train
oh shit!
shit is right
yeah i know just got a louisiana coal train
oh shit!
shit is right
by Dr.DeMarini October 29, 2010
A sexual act in which helium is pumped into the rectum of someone. Once the colon is filled with helium, the "whistler" then sucks the gas out of the sphincter, and procedes to talk in a high pitched voice.
The addition of Cajun seasonings to the asshole causes this act to be known as a "Cajun-Louisiana Train Whistle."
The addition of Cajun seasonings to the asshole causes this act to be known as a "Cajun-Louisiana Train Whistle."
Suzie couldn't quite laughing after Frank gave her a rather exhilirating Louisiana Train Whistle; his high-pitched joked afterwards was even funnier.
by The Gapist March 28, 2007
A train fueled with hateful accusations which is exclusively run by child groomer Colleen Ballinger A.K.A. Miranda Sings and heads to manipulation station (via the tracks of misinformation) every weekday at 2 p.m.
Colleen often commands passengers to tie her to the tracks and harass her for her past whilst the toxic gossip train steamrolls over her reputation.
Colleen often commands passengers to tie her to the tracks and harass her for her past whilst the toxic gossip train steamrolls over her reputation.
The Internet: You fucking raped those kids on stage! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ Some people are saying rumors about me that aren’t quite true… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: We literally have evidence that you did it!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ The Toxic Gossip Train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: Stfu
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ Some people are saying rumors about me that aren’t quite true… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: We literally have evidence that you did it!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ The Toxic Gossip Train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: Stfu
by Ajfkcneoxnalz July 28, 2023
when a junkie is smacked out they are riding The H-Train
similar to chasing the dragon for oppium somokers
similar to chasing the dragon for oppium somokers
by wandering sage January 11, 2006