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Reverend's Law

A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.
"That story sucks. I'm enacting Reverend's Law."
by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014
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granduncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sister.
2. The brother of one's grandparent-in-law.
My granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Browning's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows the probability of an accusation of racism by a Progressive approaches unity.

Term coined by Michael Stuart @BrowningMachine on Twitter
Example of Browning's Law

Cities with strict gun-control laws have more crime.
Oh really? Where?
Chicago, Washington DC..
You're a bigoted racist!
by Cal A Feit February 6, 2015
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sister-in-law

1. The wife of one's brother.
2. The sister of one's spouse.
My sister-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Rob's law

Rob's law is an adage of Internet culture stating without a clear indication of whether the article is real there is no way to tell if said Article is from The Onion or not.
Did you read the article about Demi Lovato saying that reveal parties are transphobic? I thought it was an onion article but Its Rob's Law
by Robbdigital March 7, 2021
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Polybius’s Law

Polybius’s Law states, “Most, if not all opinions stated on the internet, come with an argument.”

Ex. An online statement that something is better, will, more often than not, start controversy in the replies section, or via other means of “rating”. “liking”, or “responding”, to said statement.

It was originally used by YouTube user “Polybius_223_YT” on the comments section of multiple videos, where disagreements are/were present.
There’s an argument, showing Polybius’s Law at work.
by Polybius_223 May 23, 2022
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Roberts' Law

The law that states that even if you don't do anything to a computer, it will still mysteriously find a way to mess up.
My computer stopped working, I haven't even messed with anything on it. I'm thinking Roberts' Law took effect.
by MagicPotato January 17, 2017
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