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crusty dutch oven

When you shart a dingle berry under the covers in bed and it dries before you wake up.
by Sparky7714 November 27, 2019
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Dutch clam feast

The act of preforming cunnilingus on a woman under the covers while she proceeds to Dutch oven you.
Fred: Hey Pete how was your date with Jenna last night?
Pete: It was pretty good, i had a Dutch clam feast.
by Jackie rose November 4, 2021
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delaware dutch oven

When you fart directly in someone's mouth trying to cure them of hypothermia!
Megan was laying in bed freezing to death, so Lonnie used the technique called The Delaware Dutch Oven to revive her from the inside out.
by Redraw28 April 27, 2017
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Social Double Dutch

Verb | so·cial | \ˈsō-shəl\ | dou·ble | \ ˈdə-bəl \ | \ ˈdəch \

social double dutched; social double dutching

1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.

2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.
This weird dude was social double dutching for like 5 minutes at the bar tryna talk to these girls about Star Wars. LOL.
by Yung Nihilist December 28, 2017
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Double Dutch donkey

A double Dutch donkey is a person who works non-stop, relentlessly working, without rest, aka “double Dutch” jump rope, all hooves all the time!
“I have been workin like a double dutch donkey. Cause if my husband gets fired , we better have a cushion”
by Lady sekhmet February 20, 2018
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Dutch oven cobbler

When you attempt to perform the Dutch oven and shit the bed instead. The pile of shit is the cobbler in your Dutch oven.
I tried to give my girlfriend a little Dutch Oven treatment, but because of taco bell, ended up with a Dutch oven cobbler instead.
by ffemtroberts April 20, 2018
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Dutch Rat Trap

Shoving a gerbil or rat (or any other small rodent) inside of one's anus.
Austin had to go to the hospital because he did a Dutch Rat Trap last night.
by Poonslayer200016 October 30, 2015
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