fap till it's cold

When you fap in the shower for so long that the water in the shower turns old

I fap till it's cold & my roommates get mad because there's no more hot water.

by Thecoolchameleon December 18, 2016

stone cold winner

When you are a fair and honest winner without emotions and only business.

I'm so jealous of Sam, she's such a stone cold winner.

by Sevensevensevensevensevenseven March 3, 2016

cold meatloaf sandwich

When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.

Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.

by Gymiscool January 1, 2019

hands getting cold

If someone says their hands are cold it means they have lost all feelings, they have gone numb.

"Hands getting cold, losing feeling's getting old."

by donthugmeimscaredfr January 4, 2019

Stone cold broke

Not having loot. None. Especially when the state of being stone cold broke is not typical for the individual who finds themself stove cold broke.

Spent all my money on dope and now I'm stone cold broke.

by New York Knifedealer June 22, 2018

The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.

Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.

by Pissimism September 2, 2018

cold hot chocolate

It doesn't exist it's either Chocolate Milk, Chocolate, or Cold Chocolate. Cold Hot Chocolate is a myth.

Richard: If I put Hot Chocolate in the freezer and it gets cold it becomes Cold Hot Chocolate
Kempner: No, you're retarded.

by Supreme King Dragon Z-ARC June 9, 2018