Spider

Eight legged insects that spy on you from out of sight while your sleeping. Just waiting for the right moment to climb up your nose to eat your brain.

There was a spider on my coffee mug so I took care of it and it's friends with a warhead.

by Coffee=CureToAll LifesProblems August 9, 2018

Spider Mun

A Jamaican knock-off of the well known Spiderman in marvel movies such as "Mr. Stark I don't feel so good!"

Ex: "At least that Spider Mun doesn't have 45 million fucking remakes!"

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018

spider hoe

Arian having sex

Yo look at spider hoe she's super flexible

by ChipperDipperDoo September 22, 2018

Spiderism

You shouldn't be spider!

Spiderism is when you shouldn't be spider.

by Spiderlifeism September 24, 2018

Spider Dog

When a woman hops on a dick and it's too thick it peels, making it look like a spider.

Yeah dude becky gave me a spider dog last night it was awful

by spiderdog444 October 29, 2018

Spider-man

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.

The forest fire had Spider-manned the tree house I had built there.

by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018

Spider

Guy1 "OH NO! THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end

A spider is in my room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by spooder man007 December 3, 2018