United States of Valeria Day

United States of Valeria Day falls on September 7th every year. On United States of Valeria, we celebrate Valeria Ceja for lasering in off a section of Mexica and creating her own country, the United States of Valeria. We honor her bravery and leadership. Without Valeria Ceja, we wouldn’t have iphones and dinosaurs and for that we praise her every 7th of September.

“Do you know what day it is?”
“It’s national United States of Valeria Day!”

by Valeria Ceja Biggest Fan September 7, 2023

elmo from state farm

Elmo is evil, and very bad. He is red from all the blood from his victims. He killed too many people. AND he plays league of legends like a poopyhead.

elmo from state farm is very bad and evil and bad and evil and evil and bad.

by Elmo hater August 13, 2021

New York State Exam

A fucking shit test created by Albany to test students on topics such as reading and math. It usually comes once a year around April or May.

Student 1: Hey man! Are you ready for the New York State Exam?
Student 2: Oh not that bullshit again!

by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019

jake from state farm

he can be summoned and is too powerful for the world

OH MY ITS JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Nintendough February 24, 2022

Golden State Laker fan

Past Los Angeles Laker fans that are currently Golden State Warrior fans. A bandwagoner.

Someone in 2010: Laker Nation!

Same Person in 2017: Dub Nation!

“I could’ve swore you were a Laker fan 7 years ago. You’re a Golden State Laker fan!”

by ButterflyDesign June 6, 2018

Up State Butter Churner

You rail the girl like you are churning butter.

Brady gave Marcellus the best sex of her life by doing the Up State Butter Churner

by Mebag October 10, 2016

Gordonvale State High School

At Gordonvale State High School you can find fuckboys, druggos, girls who where they’re shorts so high that they asses are hanging out and guys in grade 10 that date girls in grade 8, guys in grade 8 that date girls in grade 7 and girls in grade 8 that date guys in grade 12. You’ll find most kids being sent down to A12 and getting suspended. The fuckboys are hit ofc cause thy always are. If you head to gordy skate park you’ll sometimes see kids smoking durrys and most weekends an after soon you’ll seem boys burning around on motorbikes out at grenpath. Others on scooters

Have you been to Gordonvale State High School Lately

Yeah fuckboys every where

by gfydydhxjxhci November 24, 2018