What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
Get the But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!mug. The strawberry shake is when you are eating a girl out while she's on her period and you drink her blood and cumm at the same time.
by UHAVETINYPENISS February 21, 2021
Get the Strawberry shakemug. by niallheartshishoes September 22, 2020
Get the shamrock shake memug. A lithium shake is a lesser known alcoholic drink in the crime world. It's normally prepared by mixing ecstasy and cocaine with a cocktail.
"BOI. Why in God's lil' name is Ma' head on fire after a lil' sippa' cocktail?!"
"That ain't no cocktail, Boss! Thatta' Lithium Shake, innit tho!"
"That ain't no cocktail, Boss! Thatta' Lithium Shake, innit tho!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
Get the Lithium Shakemug. by trainfan February 16, 2025
Get the the rumble rumble shake shakemug. A general term used to generically describe a shifter and brake lever combined together on a road bicycle.
This superseeds any specific branding a manufacturer may have, for example STI or Ergo lever
This superseeds any specific branding a manufacturer may have, for example STI or Ergo lever
by Tharossa February 19, 2023
Get the Shakesmug. this is a alpha sigma defintion that we do not like to talk about. it scares me because it is so cool! i love using this word, and if your a confused parent, walk into your kids room and say this word to them! they will love you for life!
by andrew tates toilet. January 5, 2024
Get the sussy baka grimace shake only in ohio rizzler skibidi toiletmug.