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chick fil a paradox

only wanting the most addictive chicken on Sundays THE ONLY DAY COU CANT GET IT
GUY: BRO CAN WE GET CHICK FIL A

FRIEND: NAH YOU GOT THE CHICK FIL A PARADOX BUD
by THELARGESTCHEESER March 17, 2022
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The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
by bingledebop April 2, 2022
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The YoungBoy Paradox

The YoungBoy Paradox refers to the ongoing "joke" across many social media platforms that states that "YoungBoy" (commonly known as NBA YoungBoy) is the best rapper ever and that he is simply better than your favorite artist. The paradoxical part of this comes in when your favorite rapper/artist is NBA YoungBoy. This would mean that NBA YoungBoy is better than NBA YoungBoy, but this is not possible since Nba YoungBoy cannot be worse than anybody.
"Yo my jhittaquantavionus have you hear of The YoungBoy Paradox?"
"Nah, whats that?"
"The theory that YoungBoy is better than himself, but can't be better than himself because he is better than everyone!"
"Huh?"
by Orbitlas June 2, 2022
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Devil Of Parady

Another name for Eren Yeager since he killed 1.9 B people. Oh shit I gave spoiler.
We are up against Devil Of Parady Eren Yeager himself.
by DevilOfParady July 9, 2022
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No Bitches Paradox

When women who want men with no bitches inadvertently gives him bitches, therefore making him no longer a man who has no bitches.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa? She apparently wants to date Nick cause he has no bitches.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.
by [._.] July 13, 2022
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The 2 Day Paradox

When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022
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Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock
“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022
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