glossy pants

Wears a ton of lip gloss, has big boobs, and a nice ass. Usually has a stripper name.

Hey Glossy Pants! How are you doing today?

by babesdomm September 29, 2010

In my Pants...

The new thats what she said, but in my pants. To be said fast after the sentance

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Blacked Eye Peas: Cause tonights gonna be a good good night!I got a Feelin

Me:In my pants...

by Isityet May 24, 2011

Pooh pants

Name given to five year olds trying to get to the toilet in a hurry, but failing. The result is pooh pants. Particularly happens in forest and camping settings where kids tend to hold it.

Boy runs to outhouse in campgroud. Half way there, he stops and turns around, head low. He father notices, and remarks, Ah Jeese, Pooh Pants Peter?

by Norton Bigelk September 1, 2006

pants ponies

The sexually transmitted disease also known as crabs. Often refers to the larger, more dangerous critters

Glenn, you know that girl I hooked up with last night? Yeah, she had a vicious case of pants ponies

by G. Coco September 25, 2007

nuddy-pants

Quite literally nude-colored pants, and you know what nude-colored pants are? They are no pants.

If you are in your nuddy-pants you are in your no pants, i.e., you are naked.

by jessickuhh October 22, 2008

Pants splitter

When someone is standing in front of a large crowd, for example giving a report, and gets a huge boner which either splits through a weak pair of underwear, and goes through a already open zipper, or also breaks through the pants. It can also include repeated unstoppable cumming on the front row of the crowd.

It was so embarrassing when jake got that pants splitter when he was reading his report

by London86 February 10, 2013

pants dj

It is the act of playing a women's clitoris like a turntable.

The other night he was being a pants dj and I exploded like a volcano

by Dj Ginger clitoris January 20, 2014