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The Internet is for Khorne

A: Someone's username on dakkadakka.com
B: "The internet is for porn" but the word "porn" is replaced with Khorne
The internet is for Khorne!
The internet is for Khorne!

So grab your dick and double click for

Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by I eat swag for breakfast February 5, 2017
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Internet uterus

An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.
Man, even Facebook has given up on showing me ads, my internet uterus must have dried up.
by awsomocop February 10, 2017
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Internet English

n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.

The following rules apply when using in Internet English:

-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.

-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.

-Wut: short for "what."

-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."

...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
by Ilisten2Metal December 25, 2015
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internet-lisp

typing with a lisp on a computer to another person.
person one - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person two - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person one - internet-lisp
by crass312 September 7, 2009
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Won an Internet

1. Basically, in short terms, when a pun/joke is so bad/good, that people feel the need to give the sender an internet.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.
by ISHABOIIIIIII420 August 15, 2014
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Internet privateer

To illegally download software for the purposes of testing personal interest, then buying the same software to support the developer
"I consider myself less of an Internet pirate, and more of an Internet privateer."
by SublimeJustice May 29, 2016
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Internet Knuckles

The process of giving a knuckle-bump over the internet.
Kid watching Youtube video of a kid doing a cool stunt: Dude that's fucking awesome! This kid gets some Internet Knuckles.
by Bubbles_the_Juggles August 4, 2010
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