May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

Dannah May

Dannah may is someone who is a dental hygienist and one day will be a millionaire who travels the world. She is very nice and has a husband . She watches h2o just add water. She loves dogs and hates cats. Laughs at everything no matter what it is.

Dannah may is gorgeous

by h2ojustaddwaterpheobe November 22, 2021

Tiro Mais

An asshole

Pisano gives his Tiro Mais

by The Shard. April 3, 2023

May 2nd

The most fabulous and prestigious person was born on this. Might be a little chaotic too-

HEY LOOK ITS AKNAIRP! SHE'S WAS BORN ON MAY 2ND -TOO COOL DUDE TOO COOL

by Aknairp_ August 26, 2021

May 5

National be sad day . No matter why . This day you are sad and depressed. Nostalgia just came out so listen to that too

Eslabón Armado released nostalgia on may 5

by Eslabón May 4, 2022

May 9th

National text your crush day

Ella: It's may 9th national text your crush day *texts crush*
Jake: Wait why did you text me

by Anonymous7694 May 9, 2021

May 20

Heterosexual day

Even if you are gay, at least for one day May 20 you will be normal on heterosexual day

by MindSetforYou May 20, 2023