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Left and Tight

The overall ideal of a person leaving for no fucking reason. Even if theres a good reason to stay, or a bad reason to leave. — Leaving just knowing you can do something, knowing you can’t come back after pulling that dumbshit. The feeling of tucking your dick and balls between your legs in a knot, beyond repair afterwards.
Eg.
“Wow! He’s gone, he’s left and tight..”
by GradeCunderC January 1, 2021
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Used to describe the moment in which one dissociates. Like when you feel you are no longer in your body.
Friend: there's a theory suggesting that it's equally if not more probable that our universe is a computer simulation as compared to the idea of an intelligent creator.

Me: The banana has left the peel.
by Surreal_wanderer September 22, 2017
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Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.
by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021
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Left Side Hug

Putting your chin on the left shoulder of someone you´re currently hugging is a clear indicator for the fact that you want to bang that person right then and there.
Yeah, she didn´t get the hints, so I gave her a left side hug and we went at it on the spot!
by Iwantalekstocuminsideme January 4, 2018
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.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
mugGet the .9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.mug.

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