by Kxvo March 25, 2022
Get the Kevin’s heartmug. the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.
daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
by zippy nips December 30, 2022
Get the bless your heartmug. by anonymous February 4, 2024
Get the Chananchida win my heartmug. The schooling here is quite exquisite. As soon as my small parched tootsies set foot into the cube shaped facility I was unexpectedly greeted with a decent sized fellow who seemed to be chugging a
"chug jug" what he claimed to contain substances such as magnesium and other nutritional minerals. This action had me bamboozled and bewildered. I could not believe my retinas. as I made my way deviously down the hallway I then see my rambunctious ahh fellow classmate Richard Rigamaroo Reynolds with another studious ahh individual Zigbee Squandaleous.
Richard later informed me and I quote "Chief Keef aint no hitter" I was flabbergasted by this remark. and left the facility disgusted but full of memories that will last a lifetime as I deviously hit the griddy on my way out
"chug jug" what he claimed to contain substances such as magnesium and other nutritional minerals. This action had me bamboozled and bewildered. I could not believe my retinas. as I made my way deviously down the hallway I then see my rambunctious ahh fellow classmate Richard Rigamaroo Reynolds with another studious ahh individual Zigbee Squandaleous.
Richard later informed me and I quote "Chief Keef aint no hitter" I was flabbergasted by this remark. and left the facility disgusted but full of memories that will last a lifetime as I deviously hit the griddy on my way out
by Rizzly bear December 9, 2023
Get the great heartsmug. the act of ripping someone’s heart out of the their body and squeezing a few times then proceeding to put it back into place and watch, watch as it slowly decays and enjoy the sight of the humans torture.
by Charlotte Tilbury April 16, 2023
Get the heart wrenchmug. A person who continuously has large aspirations for themselves. However, they repeatedly fail to meet these goals due to their laziness and poor quality of life.
Dennis: Bailey told me he was holding out for a management position. Too bad he screwed up and did meth on the job the other day. That will probably hurt his chances.
Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!
Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!
by Kabildis Kabernus July 21, 2022
Get the bum with a heart of goldmug. (noun): a complex expression of emotion first conceptualized in 2021, capable of symbolizing a wide range of feelings from excitement to laughable disappointment
“DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT THAT PRANK I PULLED?”
“YEAH SHES PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT”
“YIKES 🥰💀🐸 (HEART FACE SKULL FROG)”
“YEAH SHES PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT”
“YIKES 🥰💀🐸 (HEART FACE SKULL FROG)”
by Rustold January 4, 2022
Get the HEART FACE SKULL FROGmug.