Artificial Fruit 

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual

Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?

Artificial Fruit by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

25% fruit juice 

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.

"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."

25% fruit juice by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013

pocket fruit

When you're high and you forget you have Starburst in
your pocket.

Fuck yeah! Found some pocket fruit!

pocket fruit by ZombieTentacles February 28, 2015

ojun fruit 

also spelt as Ojen ; the original name given to a fictitious fruit used in the TV series 'Stargate - SG.1'. It looked like a custard apple and was described to have tasted like a cross between a guava and mango, thus becoming a guango.

Wow this Ojun fruit is really delicious!

ojun fruit by UrayaSin November 29, 2014

Half fruit 

Some one who's gay or bi

Your such a half fruit drew

Half fruit by Kai218 July 7, 2016

Half fruit 

Some one who's gay or bi

Your such a half fruit drew

Half fruit by Kai218 July 7, 2016

British Fruit Pie 

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

British Fruit Pie by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016