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Imma three six nigga

A hardcore nigga who knows da hood for real.
A: Man you got some of that pussy buds.
B: What man imma three six nigga.
A: What yeah right nigga you aint no three six.
by KyleItalianMan January 26, 2006
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three ring circus

When a woman has rings in each of her labia and the hood of her clitoris.
by LustyMartin August 17, 2010
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three bean carpet salad

When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.
John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.
by n26 October 17, 2007
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Three Handled Whirly Bird

Sex involving a man and a woman on an active Twilt-O-Whirl. As the male participant pounds the female participant's clam sandwich(vagina), he performs the chicken dance.
Girl, that carnival folk really gave me an insane Three Handled Whirly Bird
by chris stratler April 26, 2008
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Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge

My Chemical Romance's Second and last good album
by Dirty Fetish freak dude February 10, 2008
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Three Best Cultures

The Scottish, Flemish and the (not uptight part of the) English culture are clearly the Three Best Cultures in Europe, even in the world. Their languages rule, and thheir are multiple langueges within these countries (well, multiple dialects)
Flemish guy: Yooo, de manne, oe ist?
English guy: Oi, fuckin' owth John, what di' you say?
Scottish guy: Aye, you should start talkin' sense, boy, you ken?
These are the languages of the Three Best Cultures
by LA-Z-BOY June 18, 2006
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Three Laws of Grant Sex

The Three Laws of Grant Sex are a set of laws that define the limits and possibilities of Grant Sex. They are as follows:

Law, the first: At least one of the two partners in the act of Grant Sex MUST be a Grant as defined in the second law. The non-Grant (or if both partners are Grants, then both partners) partner must NOT stop until the Grant is completely satisfied and has experienced an orgasm, or until the Grant has told the partner to halt.

Law, the second: The Grant must be within strict guidelines, these guidelines include and are NOT restricted to(can be changed at any time): The Grant MUST be a male Homo sapiens; the Grant must be of at least 20% German heritage; the Grant must meet at least 50% of the criteria of either Type I, Type II, or Type III Grants. If they do not meet these guidelines, or if they meet these guidelines then for more than 2 months in a row do not meet them again, they shall NOT be called Grant and are NOT allowed to have Grant Sex with a real Grant.

Law, the third: The Grant has the absolute final say in whether they will have Grant Sex with another Homo sapiens. The Grant will be respected and, if disrespected, all federal, state, and ethical laws have lost influence and the Grant may do whatever he chooses without consequence; for a maximum of 45 seconds.
Grant Police: STOP CITIZEN, you are in violation of Grant Sex law, the third. All citizens are required to know the Three Laws of Grant Sex.
Grant: Thank you sir, I will take it from here.
*beats the person to death in just under 40 seconds*
by KbAb March 5, 2011
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