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Fat Danny

The act of taking a bong hit and eating an entire doughnut before exhaling.
We did Fat Dannys all morning, I'm super full. And way baked.
by Falaliaholic February 19, 2011
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Fat Convoy

Two or more fat people riding together in motorized carts, scooters, electric grocery carts, electric wheelchairs, or any other 'assisted mobility' product.

Most of these can be found fairly easily in grocery stores not only the mammoth amount of space they consume, but the sound of their mobility unit's motor and/or chains screaming in pain as they move, and the constant 'beeping' they make as they inch along in reverse.
I wanted to go down the cereal aisle, but my way was blocked by a fat convoy.
by masonthekiller March 9, 2011
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Fat Fap

The act of wrapping your stomach fat around your penis and fapping with it.
I caught that Bill guy fat fapping the other day. Gosh he's fat.
by TheFatFapper May 8, 2014
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Fat Watching

Pointing out an obese person and then arguing with the person you're with if that isn't the fattest person you've ever seen. The other person has always seen someone more fat. You don't always have to be making fun of this person. You can be feeling sorry for them. This is a favorite game with anorexics and people who are fatasses themselves.
Every time we leave the house, my man likes to go fat watching. If I'm not there, he likes to tell me on the phone how fat someone was he saw. Fat Watching is different than confronting someone about their weight or teasing them until they develop an eating disorder. It is strictly a third party game and almost as fun as looking for ghetto booty.
by MadamexXx February 18, 2009
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Fat Poop

When you take a shit and it fills most of the shitter. A bowl-winder is also another common name.
I just ate Chinese food, now I gotta take a fat poop!!
by ekajj January 20, 2011
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Fat Tipping

The act of pushing down a fat kid for fun.
Yo listen, we need to get the guys to go fat tipping with us tonite
by Geezus Christe January 19, 2009
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