by pooOnU May 8, 2010
Get the facebook ratmug. A person who makes a second or third facebook profile just to improve his or her status in a facebook application. This person usually has low self-esteem and becomes depressed easily if not the best on everything.
Jim: I just added all three of that really hot girl's facebook profiles.
Matt: Wow you dumbass, you know she just made two of them to be a facebook cheat, now you are going to go down in every ranking.
Jim: Oh man, I thought she thought I was cool.
Matt: No, she just thinks you're and idiot.
Matt: Wow you dumbass, you know she just made two of them to be a facebook cheat, now you are going to go down in every ranking.
Jim: Oh man, I thought she thought I was cool.
Matt: No, she just thinks you're and idiot.
by Tim s.. April 5, 2008
Get the facebook cheatmug. Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"
Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
by Poke King December 1, 2011
Get the Facebook Pokemug. Steve says he has been to the gym everynight this week. I didn't know they had a gym at McDonald's. What a facebook liar.
by jspin1982 June 16, 2011
Get the Facebook liarmug. by Jashy December 7, 2010
Get the Facebook chairmug. Someone who posts lengthy essays on someone else's miserable status, giving them deep, personal information that all of their facebook friends can see. It's quite cheesy.
Some Kid: Wow, my life is over. I CAN'T believe this is happening to me...how did things get this way?
Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.
Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?
Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.
Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?
by fishoil October 24, 2009
Get the Dr. Facebookmug. When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status
"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."
by avianeddy November 17, 2011
Get the Facebook Faceliftmug.