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facebook rat

One who spends an exorbitant amount of time on facebook. Similar to Gym-rat.
Everytime I log on to my fbook I see phil on there. He's such a facebook rat!
by pooOnU May 8, 2010
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facebook cheat

A person who makes a second or third facebook profile just to improve his or her status in a facebook application. This person usually has low self-esteem and becomes depressed easily if not the best on everything.
Jim: I just added all three of that really hot girl's facebook profiles.
Matt: Wow you dumbass, you know she just made two of them to be a facebook cheat, now you are going to go down in every ranking.
Jim: Oh man, I thought she thought I was cool.
Matt: No, she just thinks you're and idiot.
by Tim s.. April 5, 2008
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Facebook Poke

Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"

Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
by Poke King December 1, 2011
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facebook fallout

(Noun) Side-effects or secondary consequences resulting from a controverisal post you make on Facebook.
Dude #1: Hey, did you see that self-deprecating Facebook post made by Kara?
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!
by WFHbuddies May 8, 2011
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Facebook Fluffer

The act of making your everyday life more interesting on Facebook for the purpose of invoking a jealous response.

To make up lies to make your self feel better.

To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.
"I love my life, it's filled with rainbows and bunny rabbits. I am so blessed to have such wonderful people in my life." Although most of these people aren't that great.

"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.

Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?
by Capa March 28, 2013
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Facebook dupe

Someone who always gets owned on Facebook statuses/comments by friends or friends of friends and never gets much likes on a status, in the most cases due to his own stupidity.
Sped literally shares a video every 15 minutes, he likes old posts and literally every status and comment he sees, and he places dumb or inappropriate comments on everyone's profile picture. People always make epic burns on his statuses and his weird comments on statuses, and these burns always get liked by strangers. He's such a Facebook dupe.
by YORAMRW July 11, 2015
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Facebook chair

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D: Call me when you can... J: Ok, I'll ring you up after I get off the facebook chair.
by Jashy December 7, 2010
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