Guitar douche

When people nonstop talk and play guitar even when no one cares

Jake valladares is some times a guitar douche

by Mr stark July 15, 2018

Douche Gentry

#1 A high class Douche Bag, one with stature in society

#2 A top of the line/high end douchebag, one who emits extreme douchebaggery

#3 The upper class douche, as in Donald Trump or Bill Gates

#4 Chad P

#5 Raymond L

Ray walked into the club dressed like a million bux, but we all still knew that inside, he was always going to be a Douche Gentry

by BiG.EatS May 17, 2010

Douche Bag

When a Person loves themself too much and thinks they are the center of the Universe and everyones attention.

Guy being followed by a crowd of people he dosent know while he jokes about people he walks past.
Jake:"MAN!, Did you see Randy? HES LIKE A MAGNET OR SUMTHIN!!!
Joseph:"Man, What a Douche Bag."

by wo7z October 9, 2010

Douche bag

A tag on clothing

"I have a douche bag on my underwear."
"Me too!"
*tear of joy!*

by Tilalovessalchichas November 13, 2011

douche bag

a man who spikes his hair, pops his collar, and pumps his fist while dancing

Bar tenders with ridiculous nicknames like "Jazz," for instance, who can be found after work hours lurking in corners at other late night bars, wearing dark colors and ordering shots of tequilla, can usually be examples of the phrase "douche bag."

by trouble128 February 3, 2010

Crab Douche

An enormous jerk or asshole.

Stop being such a crab douche

by Rictifyer January 2, 2011

douche rod

A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.

Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).

It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.

"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"

"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"

"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"

by JDidds October 26, 2012