Plop my dong

Playing dance dance revolution too much.

I plopped my dong, now im tired.

by Sir Jesus Christ March 22, 2005

DUNG DONG

A dick covered with dung after drilling her cornshoot.

Shit man, I went out with backdoor Betty last night and got a nasty case of dung dong.

by Joey Corn May 7, 2018

Gong Dong

When you use your penis as a mallet and hit a gong to make a makeshift vibrator using the vibrations of the gong.

“Man, broke my emergency vibrator.”
Bruh, gong dong

by Hampture April 19, 2021

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

by queefmaster2000 March 21, 2011

donged

derivative of dong (n) - penis, dick

to be thoroughly fucked, often used in excess or as hyperbole

Mike got donged halfway to death and he just wanted some kinky sex.

by lovelace66 October 16, 2020

dong neck

The top part of a mans penis as shown on television

Check out Channing Tatum's dong neck in Magic Mike

by Peterfile July 25, 2015

dong bong chong

A Chinese person who likes to have sex in public

Charlie is such a dong bong chong, he had sex with Ching in the school bus yesterday

by Anonymous Piglet 44569 October 2, 2017