Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger

Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!

by MoeChama November 7, 2010

cow down der

The police down the street

Bro dont hit 19th street cuz the "cow down der".

by Shawtie April 22, 2003

Ow Now Brown Cow

Used as code when you think a girl has brown nipples.

Dude ow now brown cow on MLee.

by Austin Vaught November 5, 2010

brown chicken brown cow

jeeze your hot! :)
breaking the awkward silence.
what do you get when you cross and brown chicken and a brown cow

brown chicken cross' the road and runs into a brown cow and they become conjoined becoming brown chicken brown cow

by brown chicken brown cow master February 3, 2010

“That makes the cow go moo!”

A phrase used to express an overwhelming amount of joy you feel as a result of something good happening. To make the cow go moo is to please the cow.

Her: Do you want some head?
Me: Why, yes! “That makes the cow go moo!”

by FunnyPhrasesandTingz November 19, 2020

kick the cow and steal a penny

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it

everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny

by t bear September 28, 2005

mad cow disease

My nation on nationstates.net

by Mad Cow September 13, 2003