A relatively small stagnant body of water, usually curbside or near a storm drain, which contains an assortment of garbage and other waste. They are peculiar because they exist despite long periods of little to no rainfall. The word "bum" is attached because these puddles usually have an oily sheen and can contain articles of clothing, used needles, and broken glass.
After hours of dancing and drinking, the two girls decided to make the walk to the car barefoot. Oblivious to their surroundings, they stepped off the curb directly into a bum puddle.
by DJ Molar 5 August 21, 2011
Get the bum puddlemug. A drink made by someone homeless, or soon to be homeless, combining at least 10+ different drinks that have been removed from a garbage can in a party district.
Also known amongst the homeless community as a "Sidewalk Sleeper", this is semi-common activity in Bourbon Street, New Orleans, LA.
Also known amongst the homeless community as a "Sidewalk Sleeper", this is semi-common activity in Bourbon Street, New Orleans, LA.
The homeless guy made a Bum Runner on Bourbon Street as tourists laughed and photographed him in the act.
by Brandon "Batman" Green June 15, 2011
Get the Bum Runnermug. by Benjamin leahy is not my real April 22, 2017
Get the cummy bummug. A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.
Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!
by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015
Get the bum showermug. homeboy looks like a straight up bum scratch walkin in da club with his basketball pull-away shorts on
by kanhai knights December 27, 2008
Get the bum scratchmug. A male in his late-twenties, sitting in a Starbucks in the mid-afternoon drinking a non-fat, no-whip, extra-hot, easy-water, soy chai latte while blogging on his apple macbook to his dedicated daily internet audience of 3 people and a tabby cat about either: US global domination conspiracy theories and how the invasion of iraq was a sham... or what he plans to cook for dinner later on that night.
Fred: Hey Bistro Bum, why don't you go look for a job instead of freeloading on my couch forever?
BB: No can do Freddo, thousands of people are depending on me to sort through the mass media's neo-capitalist rhetoric and provide them with the straight shooting analysis they need to survive in today's corrupt world. Hey can you lend me four dollars? I'm off to Starbucks.
BB: No can do Freddo, thousands of people are depending on me to sort through the mass media's neo-capitalist rhetoric and provide them with the straight shooting analysis they need to survive in today's corrupt world. Hey can you lend me four dollars? I'm off to Starbucks.
by MJG-2 September 27, 2008
Get the bistro bummug. Diorrhea with large chunks in it. Its a bit thicker than water; same consistancy as a slush puppy, may be blue or red or both.
by Miles Lloyd May 16, 2007
Get the Bum Slushmug.