Jack Attack

Someone called jack who gets roasted by a 12 year old.

The Jack Attack Roast -

"Jack no one got ya back
Your under attack
Your so dumb you might as well be on crack
Go get a life and friends

Good one before you meet your hopefully painful end"

by 403030509021625161 May 11, 2020

Personal attacks

That personal attacks aren't what made shit-dick have a mental breakdown.

Hym "The personal attacks are almost always in addition to actual criticism of your positions and/or debate tactics. So, no. That isn't reality. And you're literally pretending to be a guy to get women. You can't cite THE GUY YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE'S lack of relationships when you are pretending to be the guy to get relationships! No, really. You're either a JP sycophant or a molestee. You weren't relevant after the Jesse Lee Peterson debate. You were fading into obscurity. Jordan Peterson (Or his wife, it's more likely his wife) contacted everyone who was associated with my work here on Urban Dictionary

. And now you're acting out this pathetic, manufactured solidarity... Against a guy who ISN'T WRONG... So the audience can learn a lesson about what happens if people are trying to manufacture schizophrenia and, instead of murdering their kids, you do something other than murder kids? And that's your plan? Don't react to a targeted stalking harassment campaign by threatening kids... Or we'll MAKE YOU murder our kids? I mean, it's what I would expect from your kind but still... What's the lesson here? If you're being cyber-stalked and harassed... Just take the misdiagnosis be stalked and harassed because people need to protect their kids from the people they are stalking and harassing? It that it? Is it YouTubers pretend to care about things for pseudo-fame and money but really they're solipsistic garbage who would actively antagonize a guy into murdering your daughter? THAT'S THE ONE! That right there! THAT'S the lesson we can all learn from this... Wait... Maybe it's personal attacks lead to sex with pornstars... Sometimes? Hopefully yes!"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Shack Attack

Posting up in a shack crouched or prone hiding from enemy soldiers during combat.

Jimmy let his entire squad get wiped while he pulled a shack attack waiting for the enemy soldier to run through his optic.

by CodCamper September 28, 2022

dol-attack

definition: a sensation where either Grayson or Ethan is so hot to look at, the consumer starts hyperventilating, crying, choking, falling off seats, heavily breathing, biting things intensely, or getting butterflies in the lower part of their stomach.

Something very common in Dolan Twins stans :)

idiot boy: *sees a girl crying*
idiot boy: are u ok?
girl: no, the dolan twins are too hot, im having a dol-attack

by alien_696969 May 3, 2020

Attack helicopter

Identifying as an attack helicopter means that you are not given any attention to your parents who adopted you, you never fucking go out and u gay.

I identify as an attack helicopter!

Ew no fuck off

by GigaMerchant October 9, 2023

Wing Attack

The sudden urge to take a nasty shit because you just ate some delicious hot wings.

I was laying trying to take a nap, but had to run the bathroom because I felt a wing attack coming on.

by Josh Davis March 29, 2023

female shark attack

When your girl makes you bang her on her period

Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower

by Greek island October 11, 2015