Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.

On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.

by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021

Anal train

the act of three or more people ass fucking each other all at once

The three catholic school boys were having the anal train in the bathroom particularly with names of nick, ben and jack

by XI IS DADDY September 29, 2021

Anal clash

Intensely jousting with the buttocks. Or two people running backward with their butts out towards each other in order to make a juicy plop of cheeks.

Blaine and Bridger were going to a anal clash

by Cumcumcum123654richyrich November 12, 2022

Anal Beads

a sex toy used by chess grandmasters to deliver top engine moves in morse

Anal beads vibrating the The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit
. ....- / . ..... / -.- . ..--- / -.- . --...

by Hans Niemann September 14, 2022

Anal blockage

When somebody hits a wall in the trains of thought

I think my actions are giving you

'ANAL BLOCKAGE'.

by Slip.Gypo January 2, 2021

Anal Gotcha

When a naked man is shooting a free throw while humping a naked girl while she is shooting a granny shot.

Me and Jessica played some Anal Gotcha in gym infront of the whole school today.

by chick flicker February 11, 2021

Anal Microphone

The act of shoving ones head up someone's ass and screaming as loud as possible

"Aye bruh what's that on your face?" "oh its a little bit of shit that gut stuck in my beard after I gave my girl the anal microphone"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 20, 2021