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jimmy john

Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.
John just got home from college and started an argument with Jim. The argument led to a Jimmy John.
by The manliest November 17, 2017
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John Dudesmen

You are a traitor to the Imperium John Dudesmen!

Nuh uh.
by MAJACKS91 July 11, 2023
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john bendot

Some fucking tidy boy
He's the one lad everyone wants to shag.
He'd get fucking rattled. Man, woman who fucking cares it's John bendot
John Bendot is fucking tidy.
10/10 would shag again.
by John Bendot lover 12 September 7, 2016
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John athlete

A made up phrase that friends tell you is a dirty joke or terrible phrase
Friend 1: why did you just write John athlete on my paper?
Friend 2: AH DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD

Friend 1: why?
Friend 2: it’s a really terrible phrase that you can’t say out loud
by Great human bean ig lmao December 17, 2019
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John Ringer

Similar to a Bellwether, a John Ringer refers to a leading indicator of some sort of change, similar to "canary in a coal mine". Unknown origin, has been used as a common phrase in corporate conference call settings at least going back to the late 90's.
As you can see here on this chart, the strong sales numbers act as a great John Ringer indicating healthy growth.
by hackysackman February 18, 2021
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Johns Creek

A genuinely terrible Atlanta suburb that lacks any sense of community. Don't plan on driving anywhere in the afternoon because you'll literally be fucked by traffic. Everyone here is the same. They all wear indentical clothing, they all live in identical houses in identical neighborhoods, and they all drive identical cars. Teenagers have severe drug and alcohol problems because of a lack of anything exciting to do. Families move here for the school district, and when the kids graduate high school, they move away and never look back because nobody ACTUALLY wants to live in Johns Creek.
Person 1: "I grew up in Johns Creek."

Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."
by nlbduhelsh March 27, 2011
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John Roblox

A: Oh I heard John roblox loves non-existent anime girls.
B: Someone told me John roblox is a SIMP
by Iamnotrevealingmyuser March 16, 2021
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