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White Van

A white van usually has a person in there with a gun and a bag of cocaine marked flour. The elusive white van has never been found by the authorities. The person in the van lures small children 3-8 into the van saying they have candy or ice cream. When the child enters the back they see there is no candy and the van drives off with the child.
There’s a creepy white guy in that White Van.
by Reese’sMan6969 December 11, 2023
mugGet the White Vanmug.

Emma M. Van Buren

A person with aver low IQ. Doesn't understand most things and cheats off of people for homework.
by fsfdfstrtr October 2, 2020
mugGet the Emma M. Van Burenmug.

Van Van

A really mean teacher wh gives iss and detentions for breathing wrong and she cant take a joke she stil owes ethean jaimen and peyton candy but she no do.
hey van van whats our lesson today
hey van van wheres my candy
by SlickCald October 16, 2019
mugGet the Van Vanmug.

chester van

A Chester van is a large white van that is use to abduct kids.
Mary: look at that Chester van over there

Jane: be careful you might get kidnapped
by Calf_Man September 14, 2019
mugGet the chester vanmug.

Vans

If a boy wears vans it means they have a small dick
Person1 “Yo did you see josh wearing those vans?”

Person 2 “yeah you know what that means... small dick
mugGet the Vansmug.

The Rubber Van

A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.
"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"

"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"
by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021
mugGet the The Rubber Vanmug.

Van Thawng

the name Van Thawng came from a Chin warrior who led and united all the Chin tribes to fight the Japanese invasion a long time ago, it was confirmed that he killed about 5,000 Japanese warriors. Van Thawng later died by his own warrior in the second commander called Scar Eye Lian.
strong warrior

Van Thawng
leader

smart
by LunaticGunatic September 21, 2023
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