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Greta Van Zeppelin

A crappy knock off of Led Zeppelin. Fans of this band generally love Led Zeppelin, but Zeppelin fans hate this band. Also known as Greta Van Fleet.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Greta Van Zeppelin Album?
Person 2: Yeah! It sucks!
by evvy_leppy444 July 10, 2022
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4chan combat van

a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*
by DRduck68 July 19, 2022
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Chris VAn Der merwe

a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating

another word for Chinese dick
hey its's chris van der merwe we him Rollin over with his Chinese dick
by ferdiedadysboy July 21, 2022
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Van Zyl

When you run-over a pig . Then stab her on the back of your pick-up (usually with a blunt object, such as a penis)
Jirr jys n regte Van Zyl
by Jorrie July 24, 2022
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Van

Van is the biggest piece of shit known to man, any person with this name would definitley cry if you didnt share your food and talk shit abt things just because he can. Even if they like the things they will talk bad about them. They are horny in a bad way, making hypersexual jokes and doing things like twerking on us. Also getting offended if we dont go along with their crude awkward shit. Will make fun of things and say hurtful things but the minute you point finegrs at them they apologize and get really defensive saying they dont mean it. Even if they do mean it.
Ex: van is a fucking piece of shit and they should kys
by Van hate clube (VHC) July 25, 2022
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Van-Austin

Van-Austin is so lonely I feel sorry for him
by illogical_3 July 31, 2022
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Van-Austin

I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.
by illogical_3 July 31, 2022
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