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Urban Wank

1. To wank in a public place, with or without others knowledge. The true master of the urban wank can do it in a place so obvious that no one takes any notice.

2. Much like public sex. But without the partner.
"Oh my God, is he doing what i think he is!"

"Urban Wanking? No surely not in such in obvious place" *Glass elevator*

Wank urban public masturbation sex
by BeowulfBow July 30, 2012
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Urban swirl

A sexual position in witch a male has two other people (male/female) on each testical moving there toung in a clockwise motion for total pleasure of the male
Yo last night I got those two bitches to give me an "urban swirl" at the party.
by B.m.r.k September 2, 2013
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Urban abuser

Someone who puts their full name on urban dictionary as an entry with tags such as: cool, funny, stud, pretty etc.
Me: wow why is this fuckhead being an urban abuser

faggots
by Swagmaster9000 October 21, 2013
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Urban Dictionary

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...
Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.
by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is the direct result of of the work of Satan.
Urban Dictionary, you will be judged by God in his kingdom. You are fully aware of impact this website has on children of all ages, yet you continue to run it. I will laugh when SOPA takes you down. Hahaha.
by MissEmily2012 December 28, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that, contrary to its direct meaning, only defines words that are spoken in suburban high schools or cyberspace. I suppose this is great for people who are not online or for anal people who like chronolizing every hip new word they use.
Hey, let me see what OMG means in this book I'm reading on Urban Dictionary . com

"OMG = Oh My God" repeat x 50

Which is funny since that particular abbreviation is also street talk for "Outlaw Motorcycle Gang" but that's not going to get mentioned close to where I stop reading repetitive definitions.
by paputsza January 9, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

A black hole that will suck you in for hours on end, until it is way to late to do whatever you came to a computer to do; a great tool in the art of procrastination.
Boy: Have you finished your essay yet?
Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours
by Emchob January 13, 2012
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