Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea

Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce

by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023

Triple Crown

Successfully banging an Asian, a Black, and a White in the same lifetime.

Did you hear Bryson go the triple crown?

Damn his dick much be huge.

by Mike Vicks Dog May 9, 2022

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020

Triple Hank

An unlikely situation resulting in three (or sometimes more) individuals united by a common factor.

The three of us? Team up? What is this, some kind of Triple Hank situation?

by TheDeejster June 19, 2025

triple doogy

when your fucking a girl in the vaginal hole and you stick both your penis and your nut sack inside her

i gave my wife a triple doogy last night

by TheDreamShaker July 19, 2010

Mexican triple surprise

The act of pissing, shitting, and Cumming your pants

-Did you hear what happened to John at the party?
-Yeah he got a Mexican triple surprise

by Lamasisful July 19, 2023

Triple 6’s

It’s the criteria for boujee, vanity driven women in their quest for their “perfect man”. It means at least a 6 figure income, 6 pack abs and a 6+ inch cock. Usually these women can be found at uppity restaurants and bars with resting bitch face and drinking white wine spritzers

Erika is still single, a lot of nice guys ask her out but she’s only into guys with Triple 6’s… Hence why she’s perpetually alone

by PuffyRI August 29, 2022