My Heart Is Cold

Hi - my name is Vlad
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice

if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.

My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD

I save the – WORLD

Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack

I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,

I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong

I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.

My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.

Person 1: Bad History: Putin
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS

by Zingle Zimbabwean May 6, 2023

cold wieners In a pot

Wasted potential the most disappointing group of children (little) small brained imbeciles who will never get no where in life

You all are a bunch of cold wieners in a pot
Bob is a cold Weiner

by Theratspajamas February 6, 2023

cold one to the stomach

A prank involving a dusty cold piece of pizza that is gently applied to the target's stomach while they are asleep.

Dude if you take my phone one more time I will give you A Cold One To The Stomach!

by Hello, Newman August 1, 2014

Cold Ass Pilgrim

White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.

Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?

Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim

by Dustocrat June 7, 2021

ice cold queer

Noun. Slang. Gay alcoholic’s favorite drink. Instead of an ice cold beer.

Gay guy: bartender! Hand me that ice cold queer! The what?! The ice cold queer! It’s a gays favorite drink instead of ice cold beer!

by B-rizzle June 21, 2019

cold hot chocolate

It doesn't exist it's either Chocolate Milk, Chocolate, or Cold Chocolate. Cold Hot Chocolate is a myth.

Richard: If I put Hot Chocolate in the freezer and it gets cold it becomes Cold Hot Chocolate
Kempner: No, you're retarded.

by Supreme King Dragon Z-ARC June 9, 2018

Stone cold broke

Not having loot. None. Especially when the state of being stone cold broke is not typical for the individual who finds themself stove cold broke.

Spent all my money on dope and now I'm stone cold broke.

by New York Knifedealer June 22, 2018