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A practice of gratitude exemplified by the giving and receiving of tacos.
I appreciate your help with the project and supporting Tacoism 🌮
Tacoism by HeyTaco April 10, 2023

Taco Raptor 

A medium size black bird also known as a Grackle. These birds tend to flock around large shopping centers in Texas, nesting and shitting over ever tree they can find in a parking lot. Their main source of food comes from thrown away fast food bags (especially tacos).
Hey Dick Head. Stop throwing your fast food bags in the parking lot for the Taco Raptors to eat. Their are way to many of them and they are shitting on everyone's vehicle!
Taco Raptor by Subsite82 August 22, 2023

Toxic Taco 

A vagina, or taco, that is toxic. Usually ridden with multiple STDs, it's very gross, and is similar to muff cabbage. Also anything from Taco Bell, or Taco Bueno.
Damn! That whore had a really toxic taco!
Toxic Taco by proudyellowman March 28, 2011

Mouldy Taco 

Mouldy Taco

The female genitalia with a yeast infection.
Guy 1: Hey mate, who's that girl over there? She's pretty cute.
Guy 2: I wouldn't touch that if I was you, apparently she's got a mouldy taco.
Guy 1: Shit man, cheers for the advice!
Mouldy Taco by s3ndo November 5, 2011

Vomit taco 

The act of vomitting on a vagina while eating it out and continuing to eat out said vagina.
Guy: may I give you a vomit taco?
Girl: what's that?
Guy: I vomit on your snatch and eat you out.
Girl: oh absolutely!
Vomit taco by Ijjjsh November 22, 2011

Smiling Taco 

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.
Smiling Taco by DrOlives September 6, 2013