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Proximity Porn

In a time of social distancing and/or pandemic lock down, viewing photos and/or videos of large crowds and getting excited about being that close to so many strangers.
"I was feeling lonely during the CoronaVirus lockdown, so I got on my phone and looked at some proximity porn."
by Vonnegutz March 31, 2020
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Headline Porn

The glorification of basic stories into a few exaggerated lines that make up a headline. It leads to the act of someone just reading the headlines of news stories, and needing just that to get a, mostly false, understanding of the story.
I just read the headlines and now I have a general fear of the world, I'm a headline porn addict.
by GOGPshow March 10, 2020
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travel porn

Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.
Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.
by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020
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Foreplay Porn

The porn you watch before watching the 'main' porn. "Foreplay Porn" is like a side quest in a video game.
"David R. edges on kemonomimi hentai before finishing on NTR h-doujinshi. David R. considers kemonomimi hentai to be 'Foreplay Porn' "
by Andrew E Cooper July 10, 2020
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Dinosaur porn

Defined as: Porn that is classified as old, due to the: date, Low quality, and more active Porn Women
I grew tired of watching big booty thots get fucked by Young residents of the hood, so I went to dinosaur porn to see BeautyDior in

her prime.

Dinosaur Porn is defined as:Old porn
by Pussy Piper October 6, 2020
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Cringe Porn

Cringe worthy content enjoyed as well as despaired by its audience.
I just spent the last 3 hours totally binging on cringe porn.
by Norcalfungi January 15, 2022
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tf2 porn

porn involving the mercenaries of tf2. I personally have a lot of it
timmy:HOLY SHIT RAY THAT'S ALLOTA TF2 PORN
me:I KNOW
by raybeez March 31, 2022
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