California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.

Guys, last night I did the California Shower Method

by oasp March 20, 2025

California

Ahh Yes, Land Of White Tesla’s, Fire’s, Log Cabin’s That Sell Like Shit Selling For The Price Of A Luxury Villa In Virginia Probably, Angry Mom’s And Texas-Hater’s

“California Suck’s”

by Zaviro March 25, 2022

Baja California

A really sweet guy with beautiful blue eyes looking up at the sky and deep into your souls at the same moment.

His eyes are Baja Californias🥺🥺🥺

by Fnafashtonpalsyohtanitacoma June 30, 2023

California swiss roll

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.

That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!

by conky May 5, 2014

California dead

Brain dead. On life support for organ donations.

He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.

by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022

California goodbye

The way a Californian says goodbye to a person who they find sexually attractive by giving them the best sex they’ve ever experienced and leaving them wanting you/them to stay instead of going home.

Californian: thanks for showing me texas, let me show you a California goodbye.
Person: what’s that?

by Cali#1 August 6, 2022

Wheatland, California

The only good town in california. CA-65 goes right through it. Wheatland is known for the highschool and the pumpkin farm.

Man everywhere in california sucks except for Wheatland, California

by imsoboredpleasekillmeiwantdead October 19, 2020