Clown't

A past tense Clown.

After Jim got busted for possession of marijuana. Jim's friend shouted "Clown't!"

by Austin Bizer March 5, 2009

can't fix stupid

The case of being confronted with a problem that is utterly someone else's fault, in which case can not be fixed by yourself, the person that caused it or anybody else.

I can't fix stupid.

by Larad Conplant September 13, 2014

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.

Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

by vkwagz June 14, 2017

that can't run

when something can't happen, or is unacceptable to, in roadmap terms.

mate1: sally kissed johhny and dylan at last nights party!
mate 2: no, i want her for myself, that can't run.

by lowkeyy.xv July 9, 2017

camerinn't

Anyone who is not camerin

His name is camerinn't

by F2sh March 10, 2021

you can’t play hitler’s harmonica

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.

Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

by harmonica March 30, 2021

can't beat the beater

you cant beat the person that's been beating the whole time

Maya: "Jstris queen fell off?"
Gabby: "NO, you can't beat the beater!"

by chants_UwU May 18, 2022