suck my wang through a straw

Said after a displeasing situation.

Old people translation: "Get the fuck out?!"

"Yo, I saw my gf at the bar with another guy tonight dude."
"Suck my wang through a straw!?!"

by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

When you put a strawberry up someone's butt and get some poop on it. Then you have to eat the shitcovered strawberry.

Kayla: "Aw, man. That sucks."
Sabrina: "What?"
Kayla: "Tre just texted me and told me he gave my dad a chocolate covered strawberry."

Kayla's Dad: "Tre, can I have a chocolate covered strawberry again?"
Tre: "Okay, but promise you didn't eat corn the other day?"
Kayla's Dad: "Okay, I promise." *thinks: I did eat corn. Hahahaha. I like to watch him eat the corn.*

by i am cooooool. January 9, 2010

strawberry

1. a very flushed nose due to excessive drinking

2 a blemish from excessive drinking

I could tell he was drunk because his strawberry was glaringly obvious.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2010

Strawberry Avalanche

The act of placing strawberries into a woman's vagina followed by intense sexual intercourse. Once ejaculation from the man ensues, he then pulls out. The mixture of semen and mashed strawberries that pour out of the woman is a strawberry avalanche.

When I brought home this girl last night, we decided to make a strawberry avalanche.

by Savage Teocott July 7, 2011

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

What a redhead becomes when you jizz on her face.

"Dude totally had my chocolate covered strawberry on her knees last night. It was awesome"

"Nice man."

*High Five*

by M.A.C.R.O. March 21, 2010

Strawberry Milkshake

Whilst the male fornicates with the pregnant, lactating female, the male uses a sharp object to cut a small incision on the female's nipple causing both breast milk and blood to stream forth from the breast. This causes the illusion of a creamy, delicious "strawberry milkshake".

Dude, my preggo girlfriend totally let me give her a strawberry milkshake last night!

by Hoard January 14, 2009

strawberry kiss

A french 69er where both parties are being bj'ed, then they kiss and yet again exchange fluids.

Come on honey, it'll be fun to have strawberry kisses after dinner tonight!

by evanjellyan March 1, 2003