Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Get the Stop consoling me mug.Ha! The pipe bomber is a 'stop the steal' guy. That's hilarious. Also, I have been playing a ton so Super Robot Wars Ys and "THUNDER BOMBER!!!" Is the best thing to yell before you do literally anything! The game pays homage to all the old mecha anime and rakes place after the events of Lelouch of the rebellion. Totally unrelated but, yeah. It slaps. I spent my entire life thinking Getterrobo looked stupid and now I'm all...
Hym "THUNDER... BOM-BERRRRRR!!!!"
Iam *sigh* "It's Eminence in Shadow all over again... You know, I am literally the original stop the steal guy and that blanket pardon probably applies to me as well..."
Hym "Shit! The sonar! This... Are we blind!? I don't think we should be blind for this long. Did they turn the lights off!?"
Iam "Well... I don't FEEL blind... So there's that..."
Hym "Hmm......... Me neither... I don't feel blind either......"
Iam "Huh........ Welp. Boong.... Boong... Boong..."
Hym "Yeah well fire didn't work so.... THUNDER BOM-BERRRRR!!!!"
Iam *sigh* "It's Eminence in Shadow all over again... You know, I am literally the original stop the steal guy and that blanket pardon probably applies to me as well..."
Hym "Shit! The sonar! This... Are we blind!? I don't think we should be blind for this long. Did they turn the lights off!?"
Iam "Well... I don't FEEL blind... So there's that..."
Hym "Hmm......... Me neither... I don't feel blind either......"
Iam "Huh........ Welp. Boong.... Boong... Boong..."
Hym "Yeah well fire didn't work so.... THUNDER BOM-BERRRRR!!!!"
by Hym Iam December 12, 2025
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