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Oh My God! is that the sick fucking samurai from Ghost of Tsushima on Ps5 and Ps4 (soon to be on pc) Jin Sakai??!?!?
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Fake Sake (interjection):
Used to express excitement, intense motivation, or a dramatic reaction to something epic or obvious. Often used instead of “Hell yeah,” “Of course,” or “Let’s go.”
Fake Sake (interjection):
Used to express excitement, intense motivation, or a dramatic reaction to something epic or obvious. Often used instead of “Hell yeah,” “Of course,” or “Let’s go.”
“Wanna build a million-dollar AI startup?”
→ “Fake sake yes!”
“You really gonna trade with just $100?”
→ “Fake sake I am. Watch me!”
“Did you just invent a new word?”
→ “Fake. Sake. Yes.”
“Wanna build a million-dollar AI startup?”
→ “Fake sake yes!”
“You really gonna trade with just $100?”
→ “Fake sake I am. Watch me!”
“Did you just invent a new word?”
→ “Fake. Sake. Yes.”
“Bro, you just coded your own AI at 17?”
→ “Fake Sake YES!”
→ “Fake sake yes!”
“You really gonna trade with just $100?”
→ “Fake sake I am. Watch me!”
“Did you just invent a new word?”
→ “Fake. Sake. Yes.”
“Wanna build a million-dollar AI startup?”
→ “Fake sake yes!”
“You really gonna trade with just $100?”
→ “Fake sake I am. Watch me!”
“Did you just invent a new word?”
→ “Fake. Sake. Yes.”
“Bro, you just coded your own AI at 17?”
→ “Fake Sake YES!”
by Fake Sake Founder April 6, 2025
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From an early age, Sakurai Haruka developed more slowly compared to his peers.
His overprotective parents would not accept that their child had developmental delays, and did not provide him with an educational environment suited to his needs.
The gap in developmental achievements between him and his peers kept widening, so much so that when Haruka reached 15 years old, he could still not adequately read kanji.
It was around that time that his parents simply gave up, and they shift from overprotectiveness to disinterest. From then forth, his parents acted as if Haruka did not exist. Haruka tried to regain his parents' attention by causing problems and disturbances, but his parents' attention was never directed at him again.
The victim of Prisoner 001 was a small child, clearly much less powerful than himself. It was the day of the fireworks festival. He targeted a child who had strayed from her parents. Haruka weeps, as he clumsily hides the body.
"This child's life was probably much more valuable than my own"
"A future much brighter than mine was probably awaiting this child"
"Why did I end up like this?"
Haruka cried, night after night after that, and repented. He thinks about the future of the child he murdered, and claws at his chest.
When he came to, he was strangling the neck of a second child.
Ultimately, Haruka had starved.
From an early age, Sakurai Haruka developed more slowly compared to his peers.
His overprotective parents would not accept that their child had developmental delays, and did not provide him with an educational environment suited to his needs.
The gap in developmental achievements between him and his peers kept widening, so much so that when Haruka reached 15 years old, he could still not adequately read kanji.
It was around that time that his parents simply gave up, and they shift from overprotectiveness to disinterest. From then forth, his parents acted as if Haruka did not exist. Haruka tried to regain his parents' attention by causing problems and disturbances, but his parents' attention was never directed at him again.
The victim of Prisoner 001 was a small child, clearly much less powerful than himself. It was the day of the fireworks festival. He targeted a child who had strayed from her parents. Haruka weeps, as he clumsily hides the body.
"This child's life was probably much more valuable than my own"
"A future much brighter than mine was probably awaiting this child"
"Why did I end up like this?"
Haruka cried, night after night after that, and repented. He thinks about the future of the child he murdered, and claws at his chest.
When he came to, he was strangling the neck of a second child.
Ultimately, Haruka had starved.
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