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Robert

The coolest loner known man. He is so lonely he doesn't even know how women like him. He thinks no one likes him and he is true. But one thing he doesn't know is that he is going to have the biggest Glowup known to man kind. He is going to get blowys everyday for the rest of his young life.
Robert is a lonely peach of shit.
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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Robert

Have y'all seen how mad that fatass Robert gets at Dragonball Fighterz?
by Castlez November 9, 2019
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Robert

A failure nibba who asks a girl out six times, and gets rejected everyone.
Vanessa: Robert is so stupid, he asked me out again!!!
by Extracheddarplease May 31, 2018
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robert dines

Robert Dines comes from the norweign town of 'Robbertoa'
which is was famous in the 1600's for the duke their Robert Dines, who was renown over the kingdom for getting so much sex and just generaly being a pimp!
'Wow, he must be Robert Dines'
by Alex saleh August 1, 2009
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Robert

The sexiest smartest big penis guy in the world, he could steal your girl an fuck your mom, watch out for Robert!
Guy 1 : Hey have you seen Robert

Girl 2 : Yea, His penis is so much bigger then yours!

Guy 1 : 😡
by Sommer Ray 837482 November 21, 2021
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maya roberts

This is all true, I have proof but it is too long to type: Maya Roberts is fantastic at athletics and excellent at all sports (apart from long distance) she is a great singer and quite popular in school (not that popular though I'm not going to lie)
Maya Roberts' feelings: she is thinking 'why do people bother of taking friends away from her to get popular, they'll never be popular to her and other people that know what they've done. You only need to be popular with your true friends. Nobody else.'
by Maya Roberts October 15, 2015
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Jack Robert Avery

Jack Avery is the best singer from the boyband Why don't we! they're so talented n u should def check them out! Jack is: sweet, caring, funny, loveable, a great singer, a great dancer, hot, cute and has noodle hair!!
Jack Robert Avery is a curly-haired, hella fine looking boy
by AveryMendes March 31, 2019
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