Holy Grail Pants

Pants in which one sees on another and desires. The desires can be so great that the desirer may suffer from chronic sleeploss and kleptomania. The desirer may also follow the wearer of the Holy Grail Pants wherever he/she may go.

Woman 1: OHMYGAWD! The Holy Grail Pants are calling to me!

Woman 2: Sophie, calm down! (To the third woman) Quick, call the doctor, Sohpie's in one of her stages again!

Holy Grail Pants by Weareroftheholygrailpants December 20, 2008

Shitty McCum-Pants

Alternative name for a person who has a nasty habit of soiling their undergarments. Used when the offending "shreddies" are discovered to be hiding not only fecal stainage, but also crusty semen deposits.

"oh my God! Did you see the state of those underpants? What a Shitty McCum-Pants!

Shitty McCum-Pants by Nick Lorcan April 1, 2009

Hold Your Pants 

When your boss is so exasperated she can't think of what to say when she wants you to shut up!

I can't think, it's so noisy in this room so, Hold Your Pants!

Hold Your Pants by papa zee 24 May 25, 2011

douche pants

when a male is wearing shorts or pants referred to as either golf pants or madras pants, also usually wearing a polo with the collar popped and a baseball hat to the side or backwards and flip flops. he is usually an asshole to everyone.

omg, this guy is totally an asshole and wearing douche pants.

can you believe this asshole, fuck him and his lame douche pants.

this guy is wearing douche pants, he must be an asshole.

douche pants by jtthrill! June 3, 2009

assy pants 

Someone who farts or shits their pants a lot. The farts or shits are always extremely LOUD and smelly.

Jim has a case of the assy pants.

assy pants by keystone cops June 2, 2007

Erection Pants

Erection Pants are pants that don't fit in the crotch area and are too loose/baggy. This causes the fabric at the crotch to bunch up when the person sits down, making him/her look like he/she has an erection.

Person 1: "Wow, Tina lost a lot of weight!"

Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."

or

Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"

Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."

Erection Pants by Sings24 January 3, 2011

Jazzy Pants 

When one is in the mood for intercourse and is a funny way to tell ones spouse.

Honey I'm so Jazzy Pants
Me too I'm totally Jazzy Pants

Jazzy Pants by Freshhipsterrr February 28, 2015