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Breath blinders

The act of breathing like you’re going into labour whilst inside a vehicle in order to fog the windows and prevent people from seeing you smoke the ganj.
Friend: I’m about to hit this shit. Me: put on the breath blinders/ breath like you’re going into labor before they see us.
by Desert lightning May 31, 2019
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Whip Breath

The aftermath of performing a blowjob on a flaccid penis resulting in whip breath.
He couldn’t get it up so I’m running around with whip breath.
by Soft but firm June 23, 2019
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explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.
Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.
by Wizard Lizard May 10, 2014
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When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

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When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe
by Reninu March 17, 2025
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business breath

Bad breath caused by not eating breakfast but drinking a lot, at least two, coffees when at work.
Beware of Carl whispering his jokes in your ear today. He´s got the business breath again.
by Thilo The Creator January 11, 2022
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Locomotive Breath

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop

Oh no way to slow down
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations one by one
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun
Oh, he's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Hey
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls
Oh, he picks up Gideons bible
Open at page one
I think God he stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down

Locomotive Breath
by Death Menace March 13, 2023
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benis breath

A deragatory term used usually by young males to incinuate that the one being called this has what is also known as dick breath
by BoolinBeaver July 8, 2018
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