Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.
by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018
Get the Retarded Caveman mug.by Dell Laditude E6410 May 28, 2020
Get the Crippling Retardation mug.by Steven.E.M May 28, 2011
Get the Retarded Badger mug.All the people who believe racial stereotypes and think that talking to someone who doesn't know English slowly and with an accent similar to theirs will help them understand better.
John: Man Adrian is an idiot.
Dimitri: How so?
John: He went up to some random Chinese guy and asked him if he had wide screen vision.
John: Wow.. What an ethnic retard.
Dimitri: How so?
John: He went up to some random Chinese guy and asked him if he had wide screen vision.
John: Wow.. What an ethnic retard.
by Ur#_1_ November 23, 2011
Get the Ethnic Retard mug.by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022
Get the Cringy Retard mug.Me: Ion fuck with marky that nigga a crash dummy
You: nawh that nigga surpassed crash dummy bro a whole crash retard
You: nawh that nigga surpassed crash dummy bro a whole crash retard
by Ethan keeling November 2, 2020
Get the Crash Retard mug.A person with no real talent or intelligence who thinks they are superior to everyone around them. Pretentious condescending people with no life experience.
by CapnShea September 8, 2016
Get the Retard Savant mug.