Nick Hibbard is a guy that is so fucking white . He has been living in Redding California for the majority of his life. Nick is a guy that is poor as fuck and works at FedEx and has to give all his money to pay bills . Nick is a guy that has a fat mom that made her husband become gay . Nick is also a guy that a slutty sister that freeloads off of no life bum ass crackers and also has a brother that reads all day and looks like a terrorist . Nick also loves to call his babyboys “ babeh boiii’s “
by Nick Hibbard April 05, 2018
a short, fat dago who is famous for his legenday chode (i.e. The opposite of Jonah Falcon or John Holmes.)
by thelefttesticle4ever December 11, 2010
A kid that gets suspended a lot and has a pet monkey. He likes to suck of Chris Perry, and vapes like there's no tomorrow. He plays soccer and breathes through his nose and his mouth extremely loudly, unlike Evan Kapp whose nostrils are to small to breath through them. Yeah I'm Nick
by Weird Chris May 04, 2018
by Idfcool January 11, 2017
Sadness to its max. Due to his very tiny dick and poor trumpet skills there is no real purpose to nicks life.
by Wing pula January 31, 2016
by Nunya Beeswax Foshizzlie January 03, 2009
A Witch who sings like a goat.
fans:Miss Nicks,could you sing a quick Fleetwood Mac for us?
Stevie Nicks: "baaaa baaaa baaaa"
fans: oh wow she was great,she looks great
Stevie Nicks: "baaaa baaaa baaaa"
fans: oh wow she was great,she looks great
by ooh ooh witchy woman she got a spoon in her ass March 06, 2005