A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term
You see that bad bitch over there?
Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.
Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.
by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022
Get the Miss Alabamamug. by Hsysbsh November 7, 2023
Get the Miss Duhhmug. The worst finger puppet ever. Made to look like an ugly fat pig that someone annoying always wears. He also has a best friend that loves frogs
by Hilotothedisco June 24, 2017
Get the miss pinkymug. by jaaackem April 15, 2019
Get the Miss-Yappedmug. A major twat and the definition of a wanker.
Is extremely self absorbed and loves to talk about kids going for a shit
Is extremely self absorbed and loves to talk about kids going for a shit
by "Xavi" March 16, 2024
Get the Miss Jacksonmug. O my Miss Russell is so kind heart, nice, smart and over all the best. to be honest you need Miss Russell us a teacher she just amazing. She alway put other people before herself which is just so nice.if your reading this Miss Russell you have done a great job at teaching us.
by happhorse October 21, 2020
Get the Miss Russellmug. .9.Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.
.9.Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
Get the .9.Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.mug.