Girl: I really like Michael Lim, I want his hand pictures.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a gigachad.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a gigachad.
by ioitsujax November 21, 2021
by BarrelThrower December 01, 2022
Michael Keegan, A white 5’4 kid that goes to School in always red like he’s a blood. He is Obsessed with a black girl named Jazarah that’s from the hood and is secretly a school shooter. He’s very sus and can’t keep his dick in his pants. Michael Keegan often likes to hangout with a Lightskin, A ashy fish and a gorilla.
by Michael Keegan December 03, 2019
by Real_Barrack_Obama October 27, 2019
The act of plopping a solid turd on ones feet then slapping their genitalia back and forth with their left hand. After smear the little brown eye escapee onto the back of the victims eyes while using your tounge to harden the nips of the victim.
Guy 1: What is on your shoes!!?
Guy 2: Some douche pulled a filthy Michael on me!!! Guy 1: Ah tough nuts.
Guy 2: Some douche pulled a filthy Michael on me!!! Guy 1: Ah tough nuts.
by Mr. Tuenchi May 12, 2015
He’s secretive and mysterious yet he caught every girls attention as he walks by. He’s academically smart, a mathematician. He loves watching movies and an adventurous type of person. He’s having a hard time opening up to other people. He always have two moods: he’s mysterious and jolly. He’s a very good leader in a group, has the beautiful eyes I ever seen, and has a wide range of knowledge. Knows his limitations, his hardest enemy is his conscience, and he has principles.
Friend 1: Is he okay?
Friend 2: I think he’s not, but he won’t tell it, it’s Seanne Michael, duh!
me: his wall are high
Friend 2: I think he’s not, but he won’t tell it, it’s Seanne Michael, duh!
me: his wall are high
by sincejanuary April 16, 2023
by Ch3wyFudgemz December 02, 2020