A whore who tends to steal lemons from a lemontree in a couple's backyard. They strike when you talk about your lemon tree. When the female of said couple leaves, the lemon whore makes her move and attempts to begin intercourse.
by you_frickin_fricks March 19, 2020
Get the lemon whoremug. by Spicy_Lemons July 16, 2021
Get the waffle pancake spicehead lemonsmug. JL - Would you like twos on this fag?
Tom - Are you mad?
JL - what do you mean?
Tom - You dribble more than a teething baby! Bloody Jack Lemon
Tom - Are you mad?
JL - what do you mean?
Tom - You dribble more than a teething baby! Bloody Jack Lemon
by Banchoodgang November 20, 2020
Get the Jack Lemonmug. by NineLive January 25, 2018
Get the fuckn lemonmug. by https//:freestds.edu June 20, 2023
Get the Iowa lemon fartmug. The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
Get the lemon-rigmug. by Imapofuckr September 28, 2022
Get the Lemonmug.