moon landing

I have belonged to gyms in numerous cities and states. One thing is always constant, no matter how many people are in the locker room, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON, they have always picked the locker next to yours. So you have to dance around the changing bench and pull your clothes from your locker while looking as the butt of another guy you don't know. I have asked guys at so many different guys and no one has ever coined a phrase for this very common situation. Hence Moon Landing!

Blake was using the next locker to me, and we found ourselves doing a moon landing when we were changing.

by Derbykid December 19, 2021

Womb-land

Unknown

Womb-land

by Boats54 March 9, 2022

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

Man lands on moon

To express that something has been done a long time ago or is very obvious.

- I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.

- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.

by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022

Not landing on the same rock

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.

Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"

by cavey123 March 17, 2022

successful landing

Anything you can walk away from

I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.

The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.

by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022

French Southern and Antarctic Lands

French Lands in the Southern and Antartic

Person: Where is French Southern and Antarctic Lands?
Other person: Southern and Antartic

by blockheadguy March 28, 2022