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LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage
Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny
by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015
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LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage
Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny
by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015
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lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel January 18, 2016
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lobtailing

Action of snowboarders, while waiting in line for the snow skiing, of slapping their snowboard on the snow, with one foot strapped in, while standing on the other foot. This is done ostensibly to remove accumulated snow, but actually to just make a loud obnoxious noise to draw attention to, or entertain, themselves (see also narcissistic sociopath). The term comes from the sound made by beavers, dolphins, whales, etc. of slapping their tails on the water.
His lobtailing was the only way the rad dude snowboarder could get the ski bunny to even look his direction.
by AtlantaBill February 29, 2016
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lobby bomb

Leaving a fart on an elevator and hitting the L button upon exiting to send the deliciousness to someone in the Lobby to enjoy
After having chili and beers I let out a juicy bean fart on the elevator and hit L to send it down for the next passenger to enjoy my lobby bomb. I might have sharted...
by jazzballer March 10, 2016
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lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other
Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes
by magones May 5, 2016
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Lobsterdog

A meal prepared on a split-top hot dog bun. Toasted with lobster and hot butter sauce, prepared in the US Midwestern states.
We went back to Becky's trailer to down a couple lobsterdogs.
by subnetguru July 31, 2016
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